So, this morning I jammed my left middle toe on the center island in the kitchen.

It’s not really swollen, so I don’t think it’s broken, and they don’t do anything for a broken toe other than the big one as far as I know, so it doesn’t really matter if it is.

It really hurts. It’s hard to walk. I’ve now got a big bag of ice wrapped in a towel and rubber-banded around my toes to keep the pain and inflammation down.

Ow.