Cockroach-B-Gone

I’ve seen enough cockroaches lately. Big ones, small ones, with wings, without wings, dead, alive, in various cities. I don’t want to see any of them. Especially not near my toothbrush. To that end, I have finally come up with a fly swatter that will work on cockroaches:

patent pending (not)
There’s also a 40-pounder for you people below the Mason-Dixon line.
Goodnight people.