My Futurama quote generator, which is just piped output from fortune, is the leading page on my site with nearly 2000 hits a month.

Crazy. People have it bookmarked on their homepages and such.

Robert scoble farts and half the internet argues over whether they heard him say, “Excuse me!”

The other half debates what it smells like.

Not to knock his writing. I don’t have a problem with it. But wow, even the tiniest thing he says can make the front page of Slashdot and flood my RSS aggregator with links back to it. It’s Scoblemania.

I don’t know about yours, but my body didn’t come with an owner’s manual. At least the Michigan Heart and Vascular Institute provides one for the cardiovascular system.

With the major outlining exercises for results and methods done, I’m working on the actual prose of my first, first-author paper.

Yikes.

If you haven’t heard about Apple’s switch to x86, go look it up or something. That said, speculation about the future of Apple is running wild.

Contrast this lucid and thorough post by John Gruber with Robert Cringely’s usual drivel. It’s remarkable, isn’t it? And yet, I think that Cringely is more widely read.

Why?