Monthly Archives: August 2007

Rob’s Grad School Series, Part 3: From Grad Student to Professor

Rob‘s third post in his Grad School series is up, here. It highlights such stark truths as:

  • At the end of 6 years, if you haven’t published enough / gotten enough grants / done a good enough job teaching, you are fired.
  • Once you are “fired” by a university, no university of higher or equal rank will ever accept you for a job again.

As he comments on his list of what professors do all day:

Notice how “researching” or “planning science” isn’t on the list. If those things happen, they are squeezed in between all the other obligations. As a fellow student Tanya Crenshaw told me, “If research was like football, grad school would be a grueling boot camp that trains you to be the best quarterback you can be, and as soon as you graduate, you are hired into the position of head coach.”

Worth a read for grad students.

MareNostrum

Via Adventures in Applied Math, on Gizmodo, the world’s most gorgeous (possibly) supercomputer. It’s #9 in the world and #1 in Europe, and belongs to the Barcelona Supercomputing Center.

Actually, the computer’s nice and all, but it’s really the “server room” that’s gorgeous. It’s installed in a glass enclosure, inside a former chapel.

See the photos at Gizmodo here.

Monday Linkblog

I’ve been accumulating various stories and other links for a while, meaning to write a post on each one. Normally these aren’t really worth a whole post, so I’m going to start combining them.

That’s it for now!

Ph.D. student numbers increase while tenure positions hold steady

Hot on the heels of Rob’s post yesterday, comparing academia with crack dealing, P-Zed Myers over at Pharyngula discusses a recent article in Nature (Check, E (2007) More biologists but tenure stays static. Nature 448:848-849.) on the number of graduate students vs. tenure positions in biology.

The answer to Rob’s question about where the other students are going? In biology, it’s industry. My guess is that in Computer Science, it’s Google.