Show up early, shop often

Commercials try to get us to buy, sure, but rarely have I heard something so overt as the Air Mall ads at MSP.

“With all of the selection, I don’t mind showing up early for my flight at all!”

“Come early for your flight, and make sure to shop as often as possible!”

(Emphasis not mine, sentences may not be accurate word-for-word.)

TV ads just did something I thought not possible — they got more annoying.